so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize