Heybabeimwearingurpanties
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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