We're facebook friends in real life
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
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Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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