No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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