matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Randomize
