no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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