My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I need a beard to bite.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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