when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Found your dick twin last night
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.