just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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