Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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