If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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