i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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