If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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