brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
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Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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