in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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