i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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