Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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