No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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