Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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