well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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