it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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