I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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