every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
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