okay pat passed out under dana's car
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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