Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
pray to the hookup gods
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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