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  ready 4 sex 2nite?

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  wow. woo me matt, woo me.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet

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• (631): View more from New York

  Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.

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• (510): View more from California

  according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.

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