I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
