I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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