i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
found the other keg... it's in the tree
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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