How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
And then the night went full on bisexual.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.