we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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