You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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