i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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