you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
We are all done wearing pants today
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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