I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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