Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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