so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
