so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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