Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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