Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
