i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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