My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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