I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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