I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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