Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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