Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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