It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We left the knife in your bed.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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