no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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I think your dad took our porno
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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