we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
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Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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