ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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