It's like God shit irony all over that family
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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