let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
