i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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