so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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