Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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